Dog Wisdom

Jim & Geraldine · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: Dog Wisdom

Dog Wisdom

aren't they all precious!!!

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs the time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, few persons will.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.

Janice · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject:

These are really good and so true. I must try to be the owner Dale deserves. Or should it be guardian?
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kendal · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:02 pm Post subject:

they are relay sweet Jim it was nice of you to share theme with us. Very Happy

Sheryl · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:48 am Post subject:

I cant see these pics!
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Fiona · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:52 am Post subject:

Me either

Sheryl · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:00 am Post subject:

Can someone please help me and Fiona so we can see those pics please???
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kendal · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:40 am Post subject:

we cant see them but we still like the words.

Sheryl · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:58 am Post subject:

oh i see!
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Sheryl · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:59 am Post subject:

Some of them are really good but i dont get the one about the $3 dog food!?
but some very very true!!!
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Fiona · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:00 am Post subject:

Ha ha its cause a dogs one year is equivalent to 7 of ours or so they say so £3 would be £21 to them!

Sheryl · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:06 am Post subject:

Oh no I get it! I thought it might have been something to do with that but....anyway...never mind!
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kendal · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject:

oh come on i am relay relay bad at maths and i even got it first time Laughing

Sheryl · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:30 am Post subject:

Sorry guys!!!! Embarassed

Oh the pics are soooo cute!!!
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PRINCESS Sheryl, Keano and Coby.



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