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Vikki Newbie
Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 43 Location: Cumbernauld
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:01 pm Post subject: Have a great day! |
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mother's
...then adopt a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
...then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
...then adopt a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
...then adopt a dog !
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..
...then adopt a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness .,
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...then adopt a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?
You...
.....have a GREAT Day!!! _________________ Home is where the dog is |
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Jack I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 12 Aug 2008 Posts: 2595 Location: Durham
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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Just LOVE this _________________ Staffies are my life! Visit us at www.staffies.co.uk |
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shirley c I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Posts: 4527 Location: Airdrie
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ lurchers Pixel and Zev and whippet, Fen
3 cats, Greebo, Yu and Lexx - 2 ferrets and Dales pony Jazz and adopted pony, April |
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graceb I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 09 Mar 2008 Posts: 1052
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ Grace & Dexter |
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Suzanne H I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 1145 Location: N. Lanarkshire
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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I thought it was going to say "have with a teenager" |
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Craig/Tracy Site Addict
Joined: 26 Oct 2008 Posts: 660 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Isabel I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
Joined: 22 Jul 2007 Posts: 1465
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha that's funny |
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