Do not talk to My Parrot!!

[Mary]

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
>
> Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had
> to
> go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
> the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
> you a cheque."
>
> "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you.
> But,
> whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
> REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
>
> When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
> discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But,
> just
> as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
> repairman
> go about his work.
>
> The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
> yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
> himself any longer and yelled,
>
> "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>
> To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
>
>
>
> Men just don't listen !
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does - Christopher Morley

[kirsty]

loved that one