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geri carroll I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: look out for the wine drinkers on the 29th |
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I poached this from another forum and thought it was so funny and so true
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
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The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!! |
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John Thomson Site Admin
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Jack I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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_________________ Staffies are my life! Visit us at www.staffies.co.uk |
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Lisa/Colin I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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Oh dear...think I know the Red wine version... |
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tricia Site Addict
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Lisa Smith wrote: |
Oh dear...think I know the Red wine version... |
... me too!!!!! ....... |
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Christine High Post Member
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Dave Rowland I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Well, wine hey... i heard of it _________________ Quoting Jack: you know me - a complete hopeless case & Sadly - and mark it in your diaries folks as you won't see this happen often - but <gulp> I HAVE to agree with Dave on this.
Quoting Kendal: coulu you decapitate innes for me please |
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lynn 01 I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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so who is for a white wine or two then _________________ My life belongs to a Collie |
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Ross/Ali I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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I thought you said it was the 28TH !!!! ??? _________________ want to see the animals in my life?
Click here! |
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Claire/Mark I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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RossM wrote: |
I thought you said it was the 28TH !!!! ??? |
No it deff the 29th Ross |
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Ross/Ali I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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i know, im just trying to start a fight again _________________ want to see the animals in my life?
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Claire/Mark I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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RossM wrote: |
i know, im just trying to start a fight again |
What are you like |
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Sheryl I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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hmmmm, I think all these warnings were written about me.....
lol xxx _________________ Kindest Regards,
PRINCESS Sheryl, Keano and Coby. |
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jackdeb I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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I know someone these apply to.
Jack _________________ springers rule!!! our house |
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jackdeb I don't have a life ...I'm always here!
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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OMG guess what i'm having a glass of
Debs _________________ springers rule!!! our house |
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