To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.

[Janis]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 liter of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed

more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria

found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,

we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:


Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of oh I swore.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!
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Cockapoo's...a little of this, a little of that..........
the perfect combination!

[Jack]

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Staffies are my life! Visit us at www.staffies.co.uk

[Dave Rowland]

Janis, is so true!!! so u and ur girl need to drink!
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Quoting Jack: you know me - a complete hopeless case & Sadly - and mark it in your diaries folks as you won't see this happen often - but <gulp> I HAVE to agree with Dave on this.
Quoting Kendal: coulu you decapitate innes for me please

[Janis]

[Christine]

Note to self stop drinking poo (whoops water)