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[Magz]

Anagrams..

DORMITORY Dirty Room
EVANGELIST Evils' Agent
DESPERATION A Rope Ends It
THE MORSE CODE Here Come Dots
SLOT MACHINES Cash Lost In 'Em
MOTHER-IN-LAW Woman Hitler
SNOOZE ALARMS Alas! No More Zs
ALEC GUINNESS Genuine Class
SEMOLINA Is No Meal
THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A DECIMAL POINT I'm a Dot In Place
THE EARTHQUAKES That Queer Shake
ELEVEN PLUS TWO Twelve Plus One
CONTRADICTION Accord Not In It

[Magz]

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Dogs have a sense of smell that is one of the keenest in nature. Humans might smell a pot of stew cooking on the stove, but a dog can distinguish the smells of each individual ingredient, from the beef itself to the potatoes.

According to Breed All About It (a television show), Royalty and The Rich used to like little dogs for an unusual reason. They would put the little lap dog under the covers before retiring so that bedbugs, fleas, etc., would go onto the dog instead of themselves!

The earliest "fossil" finds of dogs date back to 10,000 BC.

The oldest dog on record is 29 years old. He was an Australian Cattle-Dog.

Dogs are loyal to their owner not because they give him food but because of their respect and companionship you give him. I like that one

Newfoundland's are great swimmers and divers because they have web feet.

Dogs turn in circles before lying down because when they were wild this turned long grass into a bed.

[Janice]

These are good. But how can you be bored with Keira around? Give her a cuddle from me.
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Janice and Dale

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[Janice]

I've had a boring spell too this morning waiting for dish washer engineers to phone. They fixed it on Monday but it was so wet inside in fused the power ''Leave to dry for a day or two'. Tried it 3 days later and guess what it still blows the power

Still I shouldn't complain Our neighbour 's still got them working on fitting her new kitchen. They only started it at the end of June.
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Janice and Dale

[Sheryl]

Im bored............


Pearls melt in vinegar

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth are MARLBORO, COCA-COLA, and BUDWEISER, in that order

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

The sentence "The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog." uses every letter in the alphabet
. (Developed by Western Union to test telex/two communications)

The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

11,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down, hence the expression "To get fired."

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

Actor Tommy Lee Jones and vice-president AL Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard

The fingerprints of Koala Bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King ) on it. Hence that's where the word **** came from. Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today ?




yeah told ya i was bored!!!!!
xx
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Kindest Regards,
PRINCESS Sheryl, Keano and Coby.

[Magz]

Kieras awake again playing with her chicken