It's Logical

[Lorna]

Logic:

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)

Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

its the ******* and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


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Regards,
Lorna, Basil & Poppy
Great Danes are not substitute children. They are much more important than that!

[Trace]

I like it Lorna. I had a chuckle

Trace
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Money may buy you a good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

[graceb]

Brilliant
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Grace & Dexter

[Dan McK]

Seen that before, but it's still makes me laugh!


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